Why goal post dunks are still against the rules (Yahoo Sports)

Amid a hail of carefully choreographed “lighthearted” media conferences and press releases, the NFL has relaxed its celebration rules to bring a wee bit of fun back into the game. But as we chase forward in this courageous recent free-for-uncouth world, we start to see that perhaps, possibly the celebrating won’t be fairly as random, spontaneous and penalty-free as we’d uncouth hoped.

We already knew that the NFL wouldn’t allow violent (i.e. weapons-based) or prurient (i.e. twerking, consummating a relationship with the turf, etc.) celebrations. Now, according to ESPN, comes word that the famed crossbar dunk will also remain illegal. Jimmy Graham, Tony Gonzalez and others who could elevate high enough to dunk the football over the 10-foot-high crossbar popularized the chase, but alas, it’s still going to incur a 15-yard penalty.

The reason? Blame Graham. He dunked a football in a 2013 game against the Falcons (to be honest, he’d just scored a 44-yard landing) and made the mistake of hanging on too long. The result:

Yeah, a bent goal post that required 20 minutes to fix. The goal post itself still can’t be used as a prop besides, which outlaws pole dancing and shimmying, but this chase just makes it crystal clear: nobody cares approximately your vertical, NFL players, sorry.

Jimmy Graham, going for that perfect 10. (Getty)

Jay Busbee is a writer for Yahoo Sports and the author of EARNHARDT NATION, on sale now at Amazon or wherever books are sold. Contact him at [email protected] or find him on Twitter or on Facebook.

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