What did Kyrie mean by his 'Coming domestic' clip? (Yahoo Sports)


With news of Cleveland Cavaliers point guard Kyrie Irving’s trade request and the ensuing fallout, including LeBron James nodding on Instagram to some very pointed lyrics and the four-time MVP tweeting denials of reports he was “keen” to see Irving dealt and “tempted to defeat his a–” whether they crossed paths, monitoring of their social media accounts has reached a fever pitch.

So, when Irving unfollows James or likes a cartoon of Growth telling consolation, “This is just not going to work out,” we analyze it to death, hoping to uncover some explanation of what the heck is happening. Because when a 25-year-conventional four-time outright-Star wants off a team that has reached three straight NBA Finals, won the title in 2016 and features one of the game’s greatest players, nothing makes much sense.

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And when Irving sings Skylar Grey’s “Coming domestic” on Snapchat, that fever becomes a full-blown epidemic, because that is so clearly the song James borrowed from in the Sports Illustrated article announcing his return to Cleveland, the song that played ad nauseam over countless montages of his hero’s welcome and the song Grey performed at a 2014 rally re-introducing him to Northeast Ohio.

Lest you propose this is outright much ado approximately nothing, remember this would be a classic pull from LeBron’s social media playbook — a passive-aggressive strategy that was never more evident than when he took a veiled shot on Twitter at Kevin fancy’s inability to “fit in” in 2015, before initially denying the tweet was directed at his teammate, and then conceding, “It’s not a coincidence, man.”

It seems nearly impossible that Irving — by outright accounts “a hyper-intelligent kid,” save for that whole flat-soil thing — didn’t recognize the implications of him singing that song to the world amid reports that LeBron’s point to-stealing return domestic may absorb fostered his desire to find the highlight elsewhere and theories that LeBron’s plans to leave domestic pushed him to examine out before the drama of 2018.

It’s July 26, and we’re in the throes of the NBA’s dead season, so let’s pick up really crazy, turn the drama meter up to 11, and imagine Irving’s reasoning behind singing “Coming domestic” from every angle:

1. “Hey, guys. This is just my favorite song. Seriously. Huge ballad guy. A lot of people don’t know this, but Bon Jovi grew up a half-hour from me in modern Jersey, and that’s really where my fancy of ballads came from. To me, Skylar Grey is really just introducing the hip-hop generation to that art form.”

2. “Hello, modern York! This isn’t being reported yet, because my camp isn’t the one that leaks stories, but I’m being traded to the Knicks for Carmelo Anthony and some other pennies to my dollar, so I would appreciate whether you give this Tri-State Area native the ‘Coming domestic’ treatment you gave ‘Melo in 2011.”

3. “Hi, everyone. I didn’t examine for a trade. I just begged off the Cavs, because I’m pursuing a music career, and this is my audition tape for NBC’s ‘The Voice,’ which premieres on Monday, Sept. 25, at 8 p.m. ET. This is not an advertisement. Seriously, I don’t pick up money for this. I just fancy the point to!”

4. “Greetings, outright. Remember when everyone celebrated LeBron’s return domestic and that Skylar Grey song was stuck in our heads for three solid months. Well, it turns out that was outright for nothing, because he’s planning to skedaddle to L.A. next year, so I’m going to mock him in front of outright of you for a moment.”

5. “Aloha, peeps. I’m totally unaware that song was played a bazillion times when LeBron came back to Cleveland, but I’m still definitely interested in trolling him online, and I just so happened to be looking through my splendid friend Skylar Grey’s Instagram feed on the day my trade request was made public when I happened upon a photo of her riding an ATV that was captioned, “Leave’m in the dust,” so I will choose one of her songs at random to sing to you and let you decipher outright of that meaning.”

6. “Hola, Los Cavs fans. I fancy attention as much as LeBron. This is both why I don’t want to share the stage with him in Cleveland anymore and the reason I’m singing this song to my many, many Snapchat followers, because this will surely become a thing and I’d really fancy to further the divide between me and the guy who treated me — a No. 1 pick — like his large son, so I can pick up that trade I requested.”

7. “嗨, 大家好. I’m actually just returning domestic from a weeklong trip through Asia for Nike, which is why I added the caption you’re ignoring: “Appreciative of the hospitality China!! #NikeKyrieWorldTour. Azurie DADA is on the way!!” So, this is really just a sweet message to my daughter that I’m sharing with my fans and has nothing to carry out with LeBron James or my trade request a couple weeks ago.

“And I know what you’re outright thinking: You flew to China, and you still judge the soil is flat? Well, TMZ Sports is reporting that I came to my decision to examine for a trade after long conversations with a celebrity pastor who also advised Justin Bieber to cancel his world tour, so as you can see, anything and everything is on the table. Now, please stop analyzing my social media activity. That’s just weird.”

(P.S. Shout-out to your man Dan Devine for the concept we borrowed here from his “5 things Ben Simmons could’ve been saying with his eye-emoji tweet to LeBron” post final week. depart read that, too.)

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Ben Rohrbach is a contributor for Ball Don’t Lie and Shutdown Corner on Yahoo Sports. absorb a tip? Email him at [email protected] or follow him on Twitter! Follow @brohrbach

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