Fan who tossed catfish recounts how it happened (Yahoo Sports)

Jake Waddell is a legend.

“I don’t know approximately legend,” he told the Midday 180 on 104. 5 The Zone in Nashville on Tuesday. “Just a dumb redneck with a obnoxious conception.”

Waddell is the Nashville Predators fans who hurled a catfish on the ice during Game 1 of the Stanley Cup Final. That’s notable, but not legendary. What makes one legendary is when that catfish is imported from Tennessee, race over by a pickup truck to flatten it, vacuum sealed, hidden in one’s crotch, hurled onto the ice and results in charges from police that include “possessing one or more instruments of crime, namely, a dead catfish, with intent to employ it or them criminally.”

That, folks, is legendary.

Waddell said he was headed to visit family in Western Pennsylvania when inspiration struck: He would buy a ticket to Game 1 between the Predators and the Pittsburgh Penguins, and throw a catfish on the ice, as is tradition in Nashville.

“The more the conception got out, the more it just steamrolled into actually happening,” he said.

Waddell said he didn’t realize local Pittsburgh fish markets were checking the IDs of people buying catfish, in an effort to prevent this very thing from happening. It didn’t matter. He wanted to import one besides. “I wanted to hold a Tennessee catfish, because it’s more original to throw one of our catfish on the ice,” he said.

So he procured one. A really ample one. perhaps, possibly too ample. Yes, totally too ample.

He threw it in a cooler to drive it up to Pittsburgh with his family. In order to cover the smell, he “sprayed it with customary Spice” and created what Waddell delightfully called a “rotten fish crotch” smell.

He took the fish to his cousin’s house, where they fileted it, taking out the spine. That’s why when the fish hit the ice, it looked like it had been half-eaten by a shark.

But that didn’t bag it flat enough. “So I ran over it with my pickup truck to flatten it out, so we could seal it, and it could fit in my crotch,” Waddell said.

(The crotch was his moment choice. First choice was inside his boot but, alas, the catfish’s head was too large.)

He said he’s a “bigger guy,” so the catfish nestled in his crotch, undetected. For the clandestine smuggling of sea life in the a hockey game is not a skinny jeans man’s task.

He spent $350 on his ticket to Game 1, sitting in the upper deck. Which is not prime fish-tossing territory. “What made the Pittsburgh people mad was that I had to outsmart them to bag in with the fish, and then to bag down to the ice to throw it on the ice,” he said.

Waddell had the fish wrapped in a free T-shirt given absent at the game.

“We scope it out. I nearly got caught once, and had to hightail it out of there. We’re looking around, and I find two Predators fans down there who believe E-tickets. They screen shot their tickets and texted them to me. It’s that simple,” he said. “I fade down to that section. Turns out I don’t even need it, because they’re not even checking. So there’s a stoppage in play, and I just high-tail it down to the ice. I hold the shirt off and throw it on the ice.”

The catfish was tossed. The game was delayed. The fans in the section under its flight sample started rustling, then booing, then marching up the stairs to confront him. By this time, security officials were escorting Waddell out.

They took him to the detention room at the arena, where the drunks are questioned after fights. (Waddell said he was stone cold sober.) “They’re everyone staring at me, trying to hold it serious. One said ‘I hope you’re convinced’ and I said ‘yeah, I am,’” he said.

Waddell said the police were charging him with disorderly conduct, which would be a quotation mailed to him with a fine he could pay or fight. Like a speeding ticket, or any other minor offense.

Instead, Waddell found out through the media on Tuesday that the charges are “disorderly conduct, disrupting a assembly and possessing instruments of a crime.”

The instrument of crime, again, being a catfish flattened by a truck.

Did P.K. Subban, Predators’ star defenseman, know that fish could be instruments of crime? “No, I did not,” he said on Tuesday. “But I hope someone saved the catfish, because I’ve never had it before. So perhaps, possibly I’ll believe it for dinner tonight.”

These charges were handed down as his fable gained national infamy. The People For The Ethical Treatment of Animals released a statement, saying, “PETA appreciates PPG Paints Arena’s swift action to eject the fan and believe him charged with several crimes, which will remind everyone sports fans that this offensive behavior will not be tolerated.”

Pittsburgh’s Mayor William Peduto released a statement:

(OK, so it turns out something terrible did reach from this incident.)

whether the authorities don’t heed the mayor’s words, Waddell is ready for a cat(fish) fight, as no less an authority as TMZ Sports said the charges could lead to up to six years in prison.

“whether they want to fade down that road, we can,” Waddell told the radio station, defiantly. “I’m just stubborn enough, as you can probably declare from strapping a catfish to my crotch, to fade up there and fight it.”

Greg Wyshynski is a writer for Yahoo Sports. Contact him at [email protected] or find him on Twitter. His book, hold YOUR EYE OFF THE PUCK, is available on Amazon and wherever books are sold.


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